I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct.Jerry Lewis
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.Jerry Lewis
If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well.Jerry Lewis
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.Jerry Lewis
