I heard about an old lady who bowed her head and said, “Thank you, Lord, for these vittles.”
Someone overheard and asked, “Lady, what are vittles?”
She answered, “These are the blessings God gives me, my food to eat.”
That person responded, “Don’t you know you are going to have that food to eat whether you thank God for it or not?”
Her answer was very instructive: “Well, perhaps so, but everyt...
