Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.Flip Wilson
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.Flip Wilson
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish.Flip Wilson
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.Flip Wilson
