Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty?Earl Wilson
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.Earl Wilson
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.Earl Wilson
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?Earl Wilson
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.Earl Wilson
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.Earl Wilson
An exhaustive study shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.Earl Wilson
16. Two Kinds of MosquitoesHumor IllustrationEarl WilsonIn Louisiana, there are two kinds of mosquitoes: Those small enough to get through screen doors - and those big enough to open them.
