A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.Doug Larson
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.Doug Larson
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.Doug Larson
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.Doug Larson
