Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.Dorothy Parker
Poisons pain you; Rivers are damp; Acid stains you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.Dorothy Parker
She realizes she doesn't know as much as God but feels she knows as much as God knew when he was her age.Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.Dorothy Parker
There was never a place for her in the ranks of the terrible, slow army of the cautious. She ran ahead, where there were no paths.Dorothy Parker
