A thirteen-year-old adolescent girl came to school with a bright red sock on one foot and a white one on the other.
"Why are you dressed that way?" the principal asked.
"Because I’m an individualist," the girl retorted. "I dress the way I dress because that’s me. I am not influenced by society’s dictates - besides - all the girls do it."
2. ADULT-ery
Illustration
Dennis R. Fakes
A family in Texas was startled when their daughter told them that several girls in her class were committing adultery.
"What makes you say that?" the girl’s mother nervously asked.
"Because they’re all painting their nails and wearing makeup and trying to look like adults," the girl explained.
