The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.Casey Stengel
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.Casey Stengel
Some people make things happen, some people watch things happen, and some ask what happened.Casey Stengel
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ball player. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.Casey Stengel