At a bowling alley, two men were talking about marriage. One man said, "My wife and I argue a lot, and every time we argue she gets historical. His friend interrupted him, "You meant to say that she gets hysterical, didn't you?" The first man responded, "No, when my wife and I argue, she doesn't get hysterical; she gets historical. She drags up everything from the past and holds it against me."
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