Sermon and Worship Resources

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions. . . . I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia; we got back.

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Bob Hope

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

I do benefits for all religions. . . . I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Bob Hope

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

Bob Hope

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

Bob Hope

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Bob Hope

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

Bob Hope

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia; we got back.

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Bob Hope

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