An Englishman thinks seated; a Frenchman, standing; an American, pacing; an Irishman, afterward.Austin O'Malley
Ordinarily when a man in difficulty turns to prayer, he has already tried every other means of escape.Austin O'Malley
Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.Austin O'Malley
Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.Austin O'Malley
A lie has no legs. It requires other lies to support it. Tell one lie and you are forced to tell others to back it up. Stretching the truth won't make it last any longer. Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow colorblind.Austin O'Malley
