Parishioners, hard pressed for something to say to the clergy after the service have, according to one minister's friend, said to him:
"You always manage to find something to fill up the time."
"I don't care what they say, I like your sermons."
"If I'd known you were going to be good today I'd have brought a neighbor."
"Did you know there are 243 panes of glass in the windows?"
"We shouldn't ...
