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There is nothing wrong with having nothing to say—unless you insist on saying it.
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A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
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A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.
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A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains.
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A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.
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A brave arm makes a short sword long.
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A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
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A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
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A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste.
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A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.
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A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
Anonymous
A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.
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A friend is never known till a man has need.
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A genealogist is one who traces your family back as far as your money will go.
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A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see - and hits it.
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A gentleman is man who can disagree without being disagreeable.
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A hedge between keeps friendships green.
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A hobby is hard work you wouldn't do for a living.
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A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
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A husband always prefers his wife's mother-in-law to his own.
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A kindergarten teacher is a woman who knows how to make little things count.
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