Some years ago, The Archbishop of Canterbury was rushing to catch a train in London. In his haste, he accidentally jumped on the wrong passenger car and found himself on a car full of inmates from a ment…
Some Random Church Humor To Tickle Your Funny Bone. These are some typos collected from church bulletins all across the country:
At the beginning of a new year, a high school principal decided to post his teachers’ new year’s resolutions on the bulletin board. As the teachers gathered around the bulletin board, a great comm…
There is a silly story about a man who went to his doctor complaining about terrible neck pains, throbbing headaches, and shortness of breath, visual blurring, and recurring dizzy spells. The doctor examined him and said, "I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. You have only six months to live."
The doomed man deci…
The key to success in today's world is customer service:
In the late 1940s, the Eastern Airlines baggage mishandling rate had risen to an unsatisfactory level. Passengers were complaining bitterly. Captain Eddie Rickenbacker, Eastern's Chairman, was furious. When his usual exhortations to his officers failed to have an impact, he decided to take the situation into his own hands by…
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you c…
A family sat down at the dinner table following church one Sunday.
“The sermon was boring today,” said the teenage son.
“Yeah, could you belie…
In Ogden Nash's poem, The Outcome of Mr. MacLeod's Gratitude, he tells of a wife who was always complaining and a husband who…
My article on Rome reminded someone of the story about the Pope being admitted to Heaven. "Yes," said the Lord, "You earned your place here. Will you join me for lunch?" The Pope agreed and showed up at noon. He looked down and saw a nice barbeque under way in Hell. Hot dogs, burgers, sausage & onions. It sm…
