F.O. Walsh gave this basis for laziness: While other men paint, Or water or weed, I’m curled up in a chair, With a good book to read. While other men shop, Or shovel, or mow, I’m having a drink While watching some show. I offer to help, But my wife says, “Forget it, If you lend a hand, I know I’ll regret it.” And therein’s my secret, I’m very adept At only one thing, And that’s being inept.
2. Successful Judas
Matt 17:1-9; Mark 9:2-13
Illustration
Tim Kimmel
... in a crisis and socially inept. At the arrest of Jesus ... failures of Peter, impotence and ineptness.
3. Saving Grace
Matthew 20:1-16
Illustration
Donald Dotterer
... the time the pastor is inept. The bored villagers he serves ...