... friend here -- a guy. If I did that at work they'd think I was weird. MABEL: I wonder why? RALPH: Well, because you just don't do that, you know, out there. They're different out there. MABEL: That's a shame, isn't it? RALPH: Yes, I guess it is. I guess it is. MABEL: Why can't you take what you have here, the thing you love so much, and take it with you out there, to your work, to your other activities ... RALPH: Bowling? MABEL: Of course, bowling. Why can't you take it with you and change ...
... I'm kind of a lonely guy. ANGELA: Oh, that sounds disturbing. GUY: Well, it shouldn't. I mean, I didn't mean it to be. I guess I'm just lonely out here. That's all. ANGELA: Been out here awhile, then? GUY: I've lost track of time, really. Yes, quite a ... a while? ANGELA: No. I'm an only child. GUY: That is difficult. What are you going to do? ANGELA: Just keep going as I have, I guess. There's not much else I can do. But, that's enough about me. What about you? It must be something pretty weighty on your mind ...
... if you're praying so much, where's the result of all that praying? MYRA: Well, we just don't see the results yet. JILL: I guess not. WILL: Well, it comes down to this, doesn't it -- whose church is it, anyway? MYRA: Well, it's our church and we have to ... . That's Jesus. DARIEN: Then what are we in the kingdom? JILL: In a kingdom there also has to be a "dom"! MYRA: All right. I guess you'll never agree with us and we'll never agree with you. DARIEN: And we'll never agree with the pastor on this subject. JILL ...
... Cast: 1st Player 2nd Player George Jane Greg Sam (A GROUP IS PLAYING CHARADES. ONE PERSON IS HOLDING THE BIBLE FOR THE PLAYER WHO LOOKS AT THE BIBLE TO SEE THE NEXT WORD TO ACT OUT) 1ST PLAYER: (ACTS LIKE A BULL. OTHERS MAKE SOME WILD GUESSES. TRIES TO ACT OUT TWO BULLS. NO ONE CAN GUESS THE CHARADE. TIMER GOES OFF. THEY LOSE) Aw, you guys. You couldn't even get the first word. ALL: Well, what was it? 1ST PLAYER: Parables! (A LOT OF AD LIBBING INDICATING 1ST PLAYER WAS DOING A POOR JOB) I didn't even get to ...
... George Scrimshaw, from Tipoffe, Maine. Vacationing, too, Milt. MILTON: All right, great. And now, number three is ... WILLIAM: William Brandioggan. MILTON: And where's your hometown, William? WILLIAM: I'm from right here in L.A., Milt. And I'm ready to play. MILTON: Well, I guess if you're ready, so am I. Audience, how about it? ("CHEER" SIGN IS HELD UP AND AUDIENCE CHEERS) It looks like we're ready to play WHO'S YOUR NEIGHBOR! As usual our story is a classic. Gentlemen, you must act out the parts assigned ...
... owner of the vineyard, to intercede. Now, who do you suppose he represents? Hearing the gardener's plea for mercy, the owner grants another year of life and it is the gardener now who will tend this tree to see that it produces fruit. So, guess who we are in this story? And guess why we still live? Because of God's good grace and forgiveness in the intercession of the gardener on our behalf! An important parable for us today? Well, I don't know about you, but in those days (and sometimes years) when I feel ...
... . We need not be discouraged in the face of slow progress. The parable calls for continuing to scatter the seed, confident that God will produce the harvest in abundance. 3. Surprises in History. Humble and unlikely beginnings often have amazing results. Who could have guessed in advance that the actions of a merchant's son who took the vow of poverty and went about the country as a beggar would lead to a movement of spirituality that saved the church for the city in the thirteenth century? St. Francis ...
... had been one of the Apostles, boys and girls? (Let them answer.) Well, the Apostles weren't scared at all. As a matter of fact, for the first time they were really feeling brave and happy. They were so happy that they all started to talk at once -- and guess what happened? Each Apostle was talking in a different language! That must have sounded pretty strange, don't you think so, boys and girls? (Let them respond.) Just to give you an idea of how that must have sounded, I want each one of you to say your ...
... same agony. Finally, Mr. Nichols struggled out of bed himself, and carried the dumbfounded man to the toilet, a small room with a simple hole in the floor. When he got back to the man's bed he said something to him that he assumed was "Thank you." You can guess the rest. From the time the sun came up that next day people were at his bed, asking for his leaflets and reaching out for the Gospel of Christ. All because he took a man to the bathroom. All because he treated him as a sacred child of God. Even ...
... said that he had already been keeping the commandments for a long time. So Jesus told him that he should give all of his money away to the poor and come, follow him. Would that have been a hard thing to do, boys and girls? (Let them answer.) I guess the young man thought it was too hard to do because he went away very sad. But there are many Christians who have given away all of their money and other good things just so they could follow Jesus. The Apostles and other disciples did that. Many people probably ...
... it would have been fun to walk through a desert, boys and girls? (Let them answer.) Why not? (Let them answer.) That's right. Deserts are full of sand. They are usually hot and very, very dry. Can you guess what the people started asking for and complaining about as they walked through the desert? (Let them guess.) That's right. They became thirsty and wanted water. So God told Moses to strike a rock. (Hold up the rock.) It was probably a lot bigger than this one! When he struck it, water began to come out ...
... for adoption as his children through Jesus Christ. Good morning, boys and girls. Look who I have with me today! Can you guess who this is? (Let them answer.) Those are good answers, but they aren't correct. This little fellow is Pinocchio. Did you ... . One night, before he went to bed, he looked out and saw a beautiful star. As he looked at that star he made a wish. Can you guess what he wished, boys and girls? (Let them answer.) That's right. He wished that he might be given a son of his own. That night, while ...
... .) Well, the Lord sent a man to help Saul out. This man gave Saul back his sight, and then he baptized him as a Christian. From that day on Saul was given a new name. Do you know what that name was? (Let them guess.) Right. It was Paul. From then on, Paul became one of the best Christians, one of the best followers of Jesus. He taught many, many people all about Jesus and helped many, many people to become Christians, also. We thank God for sending the church such a good apostle. Will ...
... and his disciples told us what to use when we are going to build a church? A long time ago we were told exactly how to put a church together. We don't use blocks like these, or bricks or wood. Can you guess what we should use to build our church? (Let them answer.) Those are good guesses, boys and girls. Jesus and his disciples told us that we are the blocks that are needed for our church! What do you think of that, boys and girls? (Let them respond.) That's right. You and I and your moms and dads ...
... get hurt, it's best to stay away from people who are wearing boxing gloves. Did you know that there is something else that can hurt you even more than these boxing gloves? (Let them respond.) Well, there is. Let me tell you a little story and maybe you can guess what it is that can hurt more than boxing gloves. Once upon a time there lived a family -- a mom and dad and six children. From the time they got up in the morning until they went to bed again, these people were always arguing with each other. The ...
... album.) This is a very special book. You probably have one like it at home. What kind of book do you think this is, boys and girls? (Let them answer.) That's right. It's a book full of pictures. Can you guess who all these people are? (Open the book and show them a page or two. Let them guess.) These are pictures of my family! Here are my mother and father. (Show them. Then point out brothers and sisters and grandparents.) All of these people belong to me and to each other in a special way, don't they, boys ...
... what this is? (Show them the wedding ring.) That's right, it is a ring, but it isn't just any kind of ring. This one is very special. When a person puts this ring on, he or she becomes a different person! Can you guess why this ring is so special, boys and girls? (Let them guess.) This ring is a wedding ring. When a man puts this ring on a woman's finger, she becomes a new and wonderful person. She becomes that man's wife! Does anything else change in this woman's life, boys and girls? (Let them ...
... a thief. Good morning, boys and girls. I want to show you what I have in this bag. (Take out each item and hold it up.) What kind of a person would need a bag like this? (Let them guess.) Well, a thief would probably need a bag full of tools like this. Why would a thief need a flashlight? (Let them guess.) Right. A thief usually comes at night, so he needs to be able to see where he is going. What would he use this screwdriver for? (Let them answer.) Yes, he would probably use this to pick the lock ...
... catch his breath; she suggests he take a nap. He doesn't wish to be disturbed; she makes sure he'll never move from that spot again. For as Sisera sleeps, Jael creeps quietly in and quickly disposes of him by the rather innovative (though I would guess somewhat arduous) technique of hammering a tent-peg through the temple and nailing his head to the ground! Of course, upon hearing the news, Deborah is as pleased as can be. Call it divine prophecy, call it woman's intuition, call it what you like -- but she ...
... that every time he thinks he has rid himself of racism, he finds another canister hidden inside his heart. People who say that they love all people just the same are so superficial that they aren't worth talking to. They haven't begun to learn about love. My guess is that they haven't even confronted the difficulty of loving someone of a different sex; a wife or a husband; or a person of a different age; a child or a parent; to say nothing of what it means to love someone of a different color or culture ...
... lot. Can you tell me why so many kids my age don't have neat families? Some of my friends are pretty sad. Their families fight all the time. Dad says that's why you came to earth, so people would love one another and not fight any more. Oops, guess I'd better keep my little brother. Next year if you make my friends and their families happy again, you can forget my presents. Yes, I'm really serious. Your friend, Susan. (Gets off stool and kneels beside it in prayer) MARY: (Letter remains in her lap as she ...
... and I haven't touched them yet. MARTHA: He said we'd start at seven tonight. PETE: (ENTERS AND POURS HIMSELF A CUP OF COFFEE) Well, well, I guess no one's late if they're here before the boss. JIM: I was even here on time for a change. Now it's your turn. PETE: I ... any increase in their membership? MARTHA: Yes, but the dramatic increase is in the church income. That's it, Pete. PETE: Thanks, Martha. I guess I'm the only one who hasn't had a brainstorm of some kind for this committee. But I did come up with ...
... did was fill the paper bags with food and when the people filed past I would get to say a few things to them. JESUS: Right. And what about that program today? Are you still working with the poor? JANICE: No, the program was stopped. Lack of funds, I guess. JESUS: Too bad. JANICE: Yes, too bad. If you could have seen those people's faces when they picked up their bags -- I mean, well, -- there was some hope in their faces. JESUS: And you miss that. JANICE: I sure do. JESUS: And how much did that position pay ...
... have to be poor -- you have to mourn -- you have to be meek -- you have to be hungry and thirsty -- you have to be merciful -- you have to be pure in heart -- you have to be a peacemaker -- you have to be persecuted -- and you have to rejoice." GEORGINA: I guess you did get it all down. MERLE: Good. Do you feel any better? GEORGINA: What do you mean, do I feel any better? MERLE: Since you told me these things -- do you feel better about it? GEORGINA: No, of course I don't feel any better. How could I feel ...
... : I'm not. LES: Well, neither am I. GUY: Okay, then, why have you come? MARLA: To give something to God. GUY: What does God need? LES: What? GUY: I said, what does God need? LES: Well, nothing, I guess. He is God. GUY: Right. He is complete within Himself. MARLA: I get it. Then God doesn't need our gifts. LES: I guess not. (HE BEGINS TO EXIT) GUY: Wait a minute. Why not leave your gift on the altar and go and think about your intentions. MARLA: All right. (SHE LEAVES HER GIFT AND BEGINS TO EXIT) LES: No way ...