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126. 21 Years Ago

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There's a cartoon in the paper, it's one image of a wife speaking to a marriage counselor, and she says regarding husband: "And then, do you know what he did on our honeymoon, just 21 years ago?"

127. Ask Jonah For Me

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A new believer was on a plane with an intellectual (a man educated beyond his intelligence). He sneered at her reading the Bible. Asked if she believed it? "Yes." "Jonah and the whale story?" "Yes." "How did it happen?" "Don't know, but I'll find out when I get to heaven." "What if Jonah isn't there?" "Then I guess you'll have to ask him for me."

128. Attracted To A Frog

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Fortuneteller, gazing into crystal ball, to frog: You are going to meet a beautiful young woman. From the moment she sets eyes on you she will have an insatiable desire to know all about you. She will be compelled to get close to you; you'll fascinate her." Frog: "Where am I? At a singles club?" Fortuneteller: "Biology class."

129. Bad Timing

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Every day a man used to walk by a jewelry store, stop and set his watch by the big clock in the window. One day the jeweler happened to be standing in his doorway. He greeted the man in a friendly way and said; "I see you set your watch by my clock. What kind of work do you do that demands such correct time each day?" "I'm the watchman at the plant down the street," said the man. "My job is to blo...

130. Challenge

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The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: “Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. “First, the good, Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.” With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: “Now for the ...

131. Cup of Joy

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Ever notice that when your cup of happiness is full, somebody always jogs your elbow?

132. Getting Outfoxed

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Aesop, the ancient storyteller, told this fable: Once upon a time, a donkey found a lion's skin. He tried it on, strutted around, and frightened many animals. Soon a fox came along, and the donkey tried to scare him, too. But the fox, hearing the donkey's voice, said, "If you want to terrify me, you'll have to disguise your bray." Aesop's moral: Clothes may disguise a fool, but his words will giv...

133. Haves & Have-Nots

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People can be divided into three classes: the Haves, the Have-Nots, and the Have-Not-Paid-for-What-They-Haves.

To entertain some people, all you have to do is listen.