A hungry mountain lion came out of the hills, attacked a bull and killed it. As it feasted on the bull, the lion paused from time to time to roar in triumph. A hunter in the area heard the commotion, found the lion and shot him dead. The moral of the story is: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
