Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.Mark Twain
Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.Mark Twain
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.Mark Twain
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.Mark Twain
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.Mark Twain
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.Mark Twain
