According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.Anonymous
An evening like this would be empty without some reference to [politics], so let's just think of this as empty.Anonymous
An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.Anonymous
Anything which parents have not learned from experience they can now learn from their children.Anonymous
As a rule man is a fool, When it's hot he wants it cool, When it's cool he wants it hot, Always wanting what is not.Anonymous
As my mother used to say: "Mimic a duck: act calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like crazy underneath."Anonymous
