An old farmer attending a Sunday-school conference commented: “I find it amusing, all those papers and discussion on how to get people to come to the meetings. I have never heard a single address at a farmer’s convention on how to get the cattle to come to the rack. It’s simple—we just use the best kind of feed.”
502. Vines of Habit
Illustration
Michael P. Green
Have you ever noticed vines growing and spiraling around a chain-link fence? The fresh greens vines, the young ones, are easy to remove with a simple twist of your wrist. But the old think brown ones are very difficult to remove. It takes a lot of time and effort to break it off, and sometimes it won’t come off unless we are willing to also remove part of the fence itself.
Bad habits are like a v...
503. Voltaire's Ironic Prediction
Illustration
Michael P. Green
In the midst of the enlightenment, when deism was spreading rapidly, Voltaire proclaimed that within twenty-five years the Bible would be forgotten and Christianity would be a thing of the past. Forty years after his death in 1778, the Bible and other Christian literature were being printed in what had once been Voltaire’s very own home!
504. Volunteers or Duty Bound
Matt. 25:21; 1 Cor 9
Illustration
Michael P. Green
Do you apply the same standards of faithfulness to your Christian activities that you expect from other areas of your life?
If your car starts once every three tries, is it reliable?
If your paperboy skips delivery every Monday and Thursday, is he trustworthy?
If you don’t go to work once or twice a month, are you a loyal employee?
If your refrigerator stops working for a day or two every now ...
505. Vvvrooommm
Humor Illustration
Michael P. Green
A city boy decided he need to cut some wood and would DIY it. He went into a hardware store early one morning and asked for a saw. The salesman took a chain saw from the shelf and commented that it was their “newest model, with the latest in technology, guaranteed to cut ten cords of firewood a day.” The customer thought that sounded pretty good, so he bought it on the spot.
The next day the cust...
506. Waiting Vs Watching
Illustration
Michael P. Green
The Lord told us not only to wait for him but to watch for him, and he has pronounced a special blessing on those who watch. The difference between waiting and watching is illustrated in a story told of a Scotch fishing village.
After days at sea, the skipper of a fishing boat was bringing his craft back home. As the boat neared the shore, the men gazed eagerly toward the dock, where a group of t...
507. Water Your Faith
Illustration
Michael P. Green
The desert is seemingly void of all life, but given a little rainfall, life springs into existence and beauty. Life is there, but it is dormant. Unbelief is like that. It is the desert of one’s being. But the potential for life is there and needs only to be watered by faith to spring into existence and beauty.
508. We Don't Like Pop
Illustration
Michael P. Green
A wife came to the conclusion that carbonated drinks were having negative physical effects on her family and herself and so decided that they should give them up. But how would she convince her three-year-old daughter, who liked them so much, that it was necessary to stop drinking them?
As the wife was telling her husband of her decision, the little girl, who had heard the conversation, piped up ...
509. We Have No Record of It
Illustration
Michael P. Green
A wealthy English merchant who lived on the European continent was satisfied with nothing but the best. This attitude extended even as far as the cars he owned. His pride and joy was a Rolls-Royce coupe that he had owned for years and that had given great service all that time. One day, while driving down a bumpy road, his car hit a deep pothole, resulting in a broken rear axle.
The owner had the...
510. What A Preacher Says
Humor Illustration
Michael P. Green
A minister was making a wooden trellis to support a climbing vine. As he was pounding away, he noticed that a little boy was watching him. The youngster didn’t say a word, so the preacher kept on working, thinking the lad would leave. But he didn’t. Pleased at the thought that his work was being admired, the pastor said, “Well, son, trying to pick up some pointers on gardening?” “No,” replied the ...
511. What Can I Give You
Illustration
Michael P. Green
The following appeared in Home Living, May 1980: My child, what can I give you?
I should like to give you everything so that you lack for nothing, not even one single desire, but I know that for want of many things I have come to be satisfied with what I have and to think of others and their needs.
I should like to give you a life full of fun and games, but I know that because of many “chores” a...
512. What Did You Expect?
Humor Illustration
Michael P. Green
A family sat down at the dinner table following church one Sunday.
“The sermon was boring today,” said the teenage son.
“Yeah, could you believe how the pastor stumbled over the reading of the Scripture?” his sister chimed in.
“I’ve got to admit it was an uninspiring day,” said Mother. “The choir was terrible.”
Finally, father, showing his leadership, said, “Hush, you guys. Quit complaining. W...
513. What Do You Make?
Illustration
Michael P. Green
A new homeowner’s riding lawn mower had broken down, and he had been working fruitlessly for two hours trying to get it back together. Suddenly, one of his neighbors appeared with a handful of tools. “Can I give some help?” he asked. In twenty minutes he had the mower functioning beautifully.
“Thanks a million,” the now-happy newcomer said. “And say, what do you make with such fine tools?”
“Most...
514. What God Can't Do
Illustration
Michael P. Green
A young boy was waiting after church for his family. The pastor saw him standing around and struck up a conversation. Since the boy had just come from Sunday school, the pastor decided to ask him some questions to determine just how much the children were learning there. He said, “Young man, if you can tell me something that God can do, I’ll give you a big shiny apple.” Thoughtfully the boy replie...
515. What have you to live for?
Illustration
Michael P. Green
Some time ago, psychologist William Moulton Marston asked three thousand persons, “What have you to live for?”
He was shocked to find that 94 percent were simply enduring the present while waiting for the future. They would describe this as waiting for “something” to happen—waiting for children to grow up and leave home, waiting for next year, waiting for another time to take a long-dreamed-about...
516. What Is A Christian
Humor Illustration
Michael P. Green
A small boy sat in church with his mother and listened to a sermon entitled “What is a Christian?” Every time the minister asked the question, he banged his fist on the pulpit for emphasis.
The tension produced by the sermon built up in the boy and he finally whispered to his mother, “Mama, do you know? Do you know what a Christian is?”
“Yes, dear,” she replied. “Now sit still and be quiet.”
Fi...
517. What is Love?
Illustration
Michael P. Green
What is love?
It’s silence when your words would hurt.
It’s patience when your neighbor’s curt.
It’s deafness when the scandal flows.
It’s thoughtfulness for another’s woes.
It’s promptness when stern duty calls.
It’s courage when misfortune falls.
518. When You Feel the Tug
Illustration
Michael P. Green
There is a story about a boy flying a kite. The kite was so high that it had disappeared into the clouds. A man came by and asked, “Why are you holding on to that string?” The boy said, “I’ve got a kite up there.” The man looked up and said, “I don’t see it.” The boy replied, “Well, I know it’s there because I can feel the tug.”
That’s like the witness of the Holy Spirit within us. We may not alw...
519. When Your Struggles Subside, You're Ready
Illustration
Michael P. Green
A parable is told about man who fell into the water. It was obvious that the poor fellow couldn’t swim, as he thrashed about wildly. A man on the banks, a strong swimmer, watched until the wild struggles subsided. Then he dove in and pulled the man to safety. When the rescue was over, the rescuer explained his slowness to act. “If I had jumped in immediately, he would have been strong enough to dr...
520. Where Am/Was I
Illustration
Michael P. Green
Some of us are like Christopher Columbus when it comes to our understanding:
He didn’t know where he was going.
He didn’t know where he was when he got there.
He didn’t know where he had been when he returned.
521. Where’s the Piccolo?
Illustration
Michael P. Green
Sir Michael Costa was conducting a rehearsal in which the orchestra was joined by a great chorus. About halfway through the session, with trumpets blaring, drums rolling, and violins singing their rich melody, the piccolo player muttered to himself, “What good am I doing? I might as well not be playing. Nobody can hear me anyway.” So he placed his instrument to his lips but made no sound. Within m...
522. Which Way You Go
Illustration
Michael P. Green
In Alice in Wonderland, at one point Alice says to the Cheshire Cat, “Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat.
“I don’t much care where,” said Alice.
“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat.
As with Alice, so with us and the church. Without objectives, we will have nowhere to go, and we’...
523. Which World?
Illustration
Michael P. Green
William Kelly was an outstanding student of the Bible whose scholarship and spirituality made him a real power for God in Great Britain at the close of the last century. Kelly had once helped a young relative prepare for Trinity College in Dublin and in this way came to the attention of the professors there. They urged him to take up work at the college and thus distinguish himself. When Kelly sho...
524. Who Put It There
Illustration
Michael P. Green
John Haldone, a scientist, once suggested to Monsignor Knox that in a universe containing millions of planets it was inevitable that life would appear by chance on one of them. “Sir,” said Knox, “if Scotland Yard found a body in your Saratoga trunk, would you tell them, ‘There are millions of trunks in the world — surely one of them must contain a body’? I think they still would want to know who p...
525. Who Was Paul?
Illustration
Michael P. Green
Some years ago, a clergyman of the Church of England attended an early-morning prayer meeting in behalf of Israel in an East London Jewish mission. Coming out on the street, he met another clergyman, who had attended a special service at St. Paul’s Cathedral on the anniversary of the conversion of the apostle Paul. After greeting each other, the second minister asked the other where he had been. H...