I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.Will Rogers
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.Will Rogers
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.Will Rogers
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.Will Rogers
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.Will Rogers
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.Will Rogers
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.Will Rogers
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.Will Rogers
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.Will Rogers
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.Will Rogers
