There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.Robert Orben
Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.Robert Orben
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.Robert Orben
You have to question any period in history in which people are saying that God is dead and Elvis is alive.Robert Orben