Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.Mark Twain
Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man.Mark Twain
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.Mark Twain
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.Mark Twain
Habit is habit, and not to be thrown out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.Mark Twain
Happiness is a Swedish sunset; it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it.Mark Twain
Have a place for everything and keep the things somewheres else. That is not advice, it is merely custom.Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.Mark Twain