Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.Josh Billings
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.Josh Billings
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.Josh Billings
The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.Josh Billings
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm.Josh Billings
The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are.Josh Billings
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen.Josh Billings
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.Josh Billings
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.Josh Billings
