Theme: Reflection, remorse, repentance, renewal
Characters:
Norb (older man)
Earl (older man)
Tone: Humorous, serious, sad, hopeful
Setting/Props: Bench in a city park near the retirement home
Approximate time: 5-7 minutes
(Musical introduction)
Norb: Well, for goodness sake, if it isn’t me ole friend, Earl. When did they let you out?
Earl: Hiya, Norb. They always let us out — right after c...
Cast
Storyteller 1
Storyteller 2
Gregory
Ivan
Peasant Man
Peasant Woman
Gregory's Wife
(The Storytellers remain seated or standing throughout the performance, as the director chooses. The other actors sit until they make their "entrances," then they stand)
Storyteller 1: Once in Russia there lived two men who had decided to go on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. One of them was a well-to-do farmer...
Object: tambourine
Good morning, boys and girls. Today is the fourth Sunday in Advent and the fourth time for us to use one of the ancient, but still-used instruments. Who can remember the names of the instruments that we talked about the last three Sundays? (Let the children try to name them with some hints if necessary.) Just think, Jesus might have played one of these instruments when He was a...
Object: four children's outfits -- a casual play outfit, one fancy girl's dress, one fancy boy's jacket, and a pair of children's pajamas (the rattier the better). Might want to put the clothes in a box to keep them out of view until the appropriate time.
Good morning, boys and girls. What if I told you that someone very important was coming for Sunday lunch today? I'm talking somebody superimpor...
Object: An axe.
Good morning, boys and girls. I have with me this morning a tool that not many of you have used. It is a dangerous tool and you must be very careful when you use it. I am sure that you have seen your father or someone else use it when he had a certain kind of job to do that needed chopping. We call it an axe. How many of you know what you might chop with an axe? (Let them answer.)...
Object: A telephone, a walkie talkie, a letter, and a postcard.
Lesson: This is he (John the Baptist) who was spoken of through the prophet Isaiah: "A voice of one calling in the desert, 'Prepare the way of the Lord, make straight paths for him.' "
I want you to think of the most exciting thing that happened to you this week! Maybe you received an A on a hard test. Or perhaps you won a game at s...
Object: a picture of a waterfall
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I am beginning a series of messages on the Holy Spirit that I have titled "Earth, Wind and Fire." There are many metaphors that are used in the Bible to describe the Holy Spirit. In Matt. 3:16 He is compared to a dove that flies. In John 7:38 He is compared to water that flows. In John 3:8 He is compared to wind that blows. But here in Matt. 3:11 He is compared to a fire that burns.
That is why I...
Tonight the Chancel Choir, the Masterwork Chorale, and orchestra, will present the Christmas portion of Handel's Messiah. The Messiah remains one of the venerable traditions of Christmas. I imagine many of you have sung it in church choirs, or community choruses, or Messiah sing-alongs. Let me ask, how many of you have sung in the Messiah? Almost everybody. That's wonderful. It is a great traditio...
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A little boy and his Dad were in church, and the boy asked, "Dad, what does it mean when the people pass those plates?" Dad said, "It means the people are giving gifts to God."
Then the boy asked, "What does it mean when they have those trays stacked up there and bread and wine and people go up and kneel?" Dad answered, "It means they are guests at the Lord's table and they're taking communion."
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“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
The year is 1986 and the movie is the remake of the classic horror film, “The Fly.”
Jeff Goldbum plays the eccentric scientist, Seth Brundle, who is working on a machine that will teleport people and things by disassembling their molecules at one point and reassembling them at another. Geena Davis plays Veronica Quaife, a reporter who is writing Brundle’s story.
Unf...
There are nineteen more shopping days until Christmas. The big Christmas parade is past. The decorations are up. The parties are on. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas. In the midst of jingle bells and Santa Claus, we find our way to church hoping to hear a few strains of “Silent Night.”
Instead, we are shocked to our senses by a pit bull-type preacher shouting REPENT FOR THE KINGDOM OF ...
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One cold December Saturday, Professor Thomas Long's teenage children asked to go Christmas shopping in New York City. "The best bargains," they said, "are in New York City." Dr. Long agreed to take them and their friends, six teenagers in all, on a shopping trip to that great metropolitan center. "There they were," Dr. Long reflected, "six kids marching through the sleaze of Forty-second Street, w...
A number of years ago a couple traveled to the offices of an Adoption Society in England to receive a baby. They had been on the waiting list a long time. They had been interviewed and carefully scrutinized. Now at last their dreams were to be fulfilled. But their day of happiness was another's pain.
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In her Pulitzer Prize winning book, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek, author Annie Dillard recalls this chilling remembrance:
"I see tonight the picture of a friendly member of the forest service in Wisconsin, who is freeing a duck frozen onto the ice, by chopping out its feet with a hand axe. It calls to mind the spare, cruel story Thomas McGonigle told me about herring gulls frozen on ice off Long Islan...
What do Richard Nixon and Shirley Temple have in common? While they may have shared many common interests and traits, isn't it true that neither one ever outlived their pasts? When Richard Nixon was buried behind the house that his father built, he went to his grave as the president that was forced to resign in the face of humiliation and scandal. Even amid his remarkable rehabilitation which incl...
It's not easy to get ready for Christmas. For one thing there is so much to do. For many of us this is the busiest time of the year. It is also the most nerve-wracking, particularly if you are a person who does not enjoy shopping.
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The Mall of America published a poll recently that states that 31 percent of men believe they h...
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Object: A book of carols
Good morning, boys and girls. Once upon a time there was a young country boy named Jamie who could not talk. In spite of his disability, however, his father refused to allow him to be different. As a young boy he helped with the farm chores. When Jamie was old enough to go to school his father sent him to listen and write with the others.
Jamie often was frustrated by hi...