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Last words when sending a child to college: "If there's anything you want, call us and we'll show you how to live without it."
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Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
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Leisure time is when your wife can't find you
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Let him that would be happy for a day, go to the barber; for a week, marry a wife; for a month, buy him a new horse; for a year, build him a new house; for all his lifetime, be an honest man.
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I've seen the last page of the bible and it's going to turn out all right.
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Liberty is always unfinished business.
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Life begins at fifty, but so does bad eyesight, arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.
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Life guarantees a chance - not a fair shake.
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Life is a handful of short stories, pretending to be a novel.
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Life is a jig saw puzzle with most of the pieces missing.
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Literature is a power to be possessed, not a body of objects to be studied.
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Little wit in the head makes much work for the feet.
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
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Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
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Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.
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Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
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Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.
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Luck is good planning, carefully executed.
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Make yourself indispensable and you'll be moved up. Act as if you're indispensable and you'll be moved out.
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Man endures pain as an undeserved punishment; woman accepts it as a natural heritage.
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Man is the only creature which rises by bowing, for he finds elevation in his subjection to his Maker.
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Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely.
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