I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do. I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.Anonymous
I never liked being a salesman. . . . Ever since I got my first two orders: Get out! and Stay out!Anonymous
I remember when I got married. I remember where I got married. But for the life of me, I can't remember why I got married.Anonymous
I was chosen to speak due to my warm personality. . . . Look up warm and it means "not so hot."Anonymous
If a cluttered desk is an indication of a cluttered mind, what is indicated by an empty desk?Anonymous
If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them, Why can't he recall, with equal skill, All the times he told them!Anonymous
If life is a comedy to him who thinks, and a tragedy to him who feels, it is a victory to him who believes?Anonymous
If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.Anonymous
