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Some people get lost in thought because it's unfamiliar territory to them.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Old fishermen never die—they only smell that way.
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I shovel out, and God shovels in, and he has a bigger shovel than I do!
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The difference between a gossip and a concerned friend is like the difference between a butcher and a surgeon. Both cut the meat, but for different reasons.
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We, the unwilling, led by the unqualified, have been doing the unbelievable for so long with so little, that we now attempt the impossible with nothing.
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Most of us are umpires at heart; we like to call balls and strikes on somebody else.
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Stay one step ahead of your people and you are called a leader. Stay ten steps ahead of your people and you are called a martyr!
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The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the world’s population does.
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Yard by yard, life is hard. Inch by inch, it’s a cinch.
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Evangelism is one beggar telling another beggar where to find food.
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An excuse is the skin of a reason stuffed with a lie.
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Marriage is two reasonable human beings who have agreed to abide by each other’s intolerabilities.
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Marriage is like flies on a screen door. Those on the outside want to get in, but some of those already inside want to get out.
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It is often said that two can live as cheaply as one. That’s true—as long as one doesn’t eat and the other goes naked.
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In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what you want. The other is getting it.
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Money is an article that may be used as a universal provider of everything—except happiness!
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A few years ago, young women blushed if they were embarrassed. Today, they are embarrassed if they blush.
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A fanatic is one who redoubles his efforts after he has lost sight of his goal.
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A false friend is like your shadow; the minute you step into the shade, he disappears.
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At twenty, we worry about what people think about us. At forty, we don’t care what people think about us. At sixty, we find out that people haven’t been thinking about us at all.
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Suspicion enters by the door through which love and trust exit.
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Time has been called a seamstress specializing in alterations.
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A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.
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