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A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.

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