Object: A big plate of chocolate chip cookies Ä one for each child
Good morning, boys and girls. Look at what I brought with me today. Can you guess what these are? (Let them answer.) Right. These are chocolate chip cookies. They are my very favorite kind of cookies. Do you like them, too? (Let them answer.) Once I start eating these cookies I just can't seem to stop. One time I ate about twenty ...
A mother was preparing breakfast for her two-year-old daughter. She asked the toddler, “What would you like for breakfast a bagel or a bowl of cereal?”
The little girl answered, “Chocolate.”
“No,” her mother replied, “You can’t have chocolate for breakfast. Do you want a bagel or cereal?”
Again the little girl said, “Chocolate.”
Slightly exasperated, the mother said, “No, honey. You can’t have...
It's every parent's nightmare. You walk into the room only to see your toddler happily playing with open bottles of pills. The contents of several bottles spilled across the floor.
This was the sight we took in one suspiciously quiet morning when our daughter was about eighteen months old. Somehow she had created a climbing wall for herself that had enabled her to reach a high-shelf basket contai...
Do you ever wonder why people do some of the crazy things they do? People are amazing!
Ask Dr. Tucker Montgomery. Dr. Montgomery spent fifteen years as an Emergency Room doctor at the University of Tennessee Hospital in Knoxville, Tennessee. Dr. Montgomery has seen a multitude of injuries that resulted from simple stupidity. He tells the story of one man who was brought in to the ER with serious ...
In a certain church, a woman was leading the congregation in the prayer of confession. She called the people to confess, reminding them of the sin within their hearts, and then all joined in reading the prayer of confession. She paused for the silent confession, and she kept pausing for a good long while. So long, in fact, that the people began to rustle as they waited for the next part of the ser...
In the "Better-Half" cartoon series, Bob Barnes pictured a husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife is combing her hair and "fixing" her face across the room from the husband who is struggling to get out of bed. He sits wearily on the side of the bed, bedraggled, and moans, "I hope in my next reincarnation I come back as something easier to be than a human being."
When I read that I remembered...
You have said it before and I have, too, to a friend, your husband or wife: "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that. I'm just not myself today." And then maybe you have heard it said: "He's not really a bad boy; he's just trying to find himself." Or perhaps you have used this expression: "He's not human, he's an animal." Perhaps also you have said this about your boss: "He thinks he's God Almighty."...
Psalm 145:8-14, Zechariah 9:9-13, Matthew 11:1-19, Romans 7:15-25a
Bulletin Aid
Amy C. Schifrin
Confession And Forgiveness
Leader: We gather in the name of the Father, and of the Son, + and of the Holy Spirit.
All: Blessed redeemer, we do not understand our own actions and at times we do the very things we hate. We confess to you our disobedience and our rebellion. We confess to you our self-centeredness and scapegoating of others. We confess to you our slavery to sin and our falling to temp...
Genesis 24:1-67, Psalm 45:1-17, Matthew 11:16-19, 25-30, Romans 7:7-25
Bulletin Aid
B. David Hostetter
READINGS
Psalter - Psalms 45:10-17
First Lesson - The arrangement of the marriage of Isaac to Rebekah is made by Abraham through an emissary. Genesis 24:34-38, 42-49, 58- 67
Second Lesson - Paul describes the conflict within us as between the old and the new nature. Romans 7:15-25
Gospel - Jesus describes the contradictions in the behavior of his critics and his happiness at the response of the si...
35. Hypocrisy
Luke 20:27-38; Romans 7
Illustration
In a speech to the Society of American Authors on November 15, 1900, Mark Twain, with tongue in cheek, spoke of the two-faced life we all live: "I am constructed like everybody else and enjoy a compliment as well as any other fool, but I do like to have the other side presented. And there is another side. I have a wicked side. Estimable friends who know all about it would tell you and take a certa...
36. Do You Recognize Satan?
Romans 7:7-25
Illustration
Max Lucado
Author Max Lucado offers two very simple strategies for protecting ourselves from sin and temptation. The first is to recognize Satan. So often, we are lured into a sin because it looks so attractive, so fulfilling, so right at the time. So we find ways to rationalize our actions and make excuses for our attitudes. Instead, we must be like Jesus in the desert and call Satan by name. No more s...
37. I Am No Longer My Own
Mark 8:31-38; Rom 7:7-25
Illustration
Philip W. McLarty
In his covenant prayer, which he offered every year at midnight on New Year's Eve, John Wesley prayed, "I am no longer my own but Thine, put me to what thou wilt, rank me with whom thou wilt, put me to doing, put me to suffering, let me be employed for thee or laid aside for thee, exalted for thee or brought low for thee; let me be full, let me be empty; let me have all things, let me have nothing...
38. Servants of the Most High
Jn 15:1-8; Rom 7:7-8:2
Illustration
Brett Blair
In Letters to Scattered Pilgrims, by Elizabeth O'Conner, envisions that Christians can transform the world. Listen to her vision: "If we are each obedient to our visions the cities would have green spaces, birds in their trees, and architecture to quicken the awareness of the divine life throbbing in the whole of the world. And the towns? the towns would have galleries to hold the works of their a...
39. The Law of Chocolate
Rom 7:7-12
Illustration
Michael P. Green
Many people are physiologically sensitive to chocolate. Certain of the larger benzene compounds present in chocolate are resisted by their bodies through an allergic reaction. Depending on the individual, this reaction may range from very mild, producing a minor skin rash, to very severe, producing medical shock and death. Chocolate is fatal for some persons not because chocolate is poisonous in a...
Isn't this typical? You get up and come to church -- and on your vacation, too -- on a pleasant summer day and what is the theme? Sin.
"What did the preacher talk on today, Calvin?" asked Mrs. Cooledge. "Sin," said this taciturn president.
"Well what did he say about sin," she persisted.
"Said he was against it."
Of course, that was another time when preachers still knew the word. Have you not...
41. DNA and SIN
Romans 7:7-25
Illustration
George Murphy
Augustine thought that original sin was transmitted to the child through the sexual act, but the idea that it has such a genetic character is difficult for us to make sense of today. (It also lacks scriptural basis, unless one forces Psalm 51:6.) It may be more helpful to use an ecological metaphor. We cannot fully understand living organisms without their environment, and we cannot fully understa...
Psalm 45:1-17, Romans 7:7-25, Matthew 11:25-30, Matthew 11:1-19, Genesis 24:1-67
Sermon Aid
Marion L. Soards, Thomas B. Dozeman, Kendall McCabe
OLD TESTAMENT TEXTS
Genesis 24 is the story of how the servant of Abraham searches for a wife for Isaac in Mesopotamia and finds Rebekah. Psalm 45:10-17 is the second half of a Marriage Song that focuses on the bride.
Genesis 24:34-38, 42-49, 58-67 - "A Story with Many Heroes"
Setting. In many ways the testing of Abraham in Genesis 22 (the lectionary lesson for last week) concludes the Abrah...